This is probably the strangest post I have written. Sally, for reasons best known to herself, asked Jen to reveal the contents of her fridge in the Fridge of A Bad Parent Meme and Jen, very kindly (grimaces) passed it on to me!
So here you go, my fridge. I had, fortunately, been shopping; if she’d passed it to me on Thursday morning it would have been fairly bare. I stocked up because I knew I had The Tall One with me all day Friday and then everybody else for the holidays. Shopping with children? No thanks!
It contains: Parmesan, a Mr Happy bruise cooler, sun-dried tomato antipasto, pickled onions, dijon mustard, mayo, veg stock, apricot jam, mango chutney, chilli pesto, sun-dried tom pesto, basil pesto, guacamole, haloumi, tofu, cream, creme fraiche, filo pastry, garlic, ginger, yoghurts, Quorn savoury eggs, spinach, fresh pasta, soft cheese, dairylea, greek yoghurt, cheddar, two goat’s cheeses, brie, pea and mint dip, curd cheese, cashel blue cheese, butter (salted and unsalted) Anchor spreadable, eggs, Trex, Babybel, cheese strips, Quorn sausages, egg custards, 2 bags mixed salad, grapes, 3 pots of olives, mushrooms, onions, fennel, aubergine, cucumber, chillis, lemons, cooking apples, parsnips, carrots, sprouts, green beans, cabbage, tomatoes, leeks, potatoes, peppers, broccoli, beers, white wine, orange juice, apple juice, goats milk, passata, ketchup, lemon juice, lime pickle, brinjal pickle, raspberry jam, redcurrant jelly, quick yeast, stem ginger. tomato puree, grain mustard and spicy tomato chutney.
My kids think I have gone completely mad and I am passing the baton of this meme onto these lovely people so their kids can think the same!
And anyone else who fancies it!